paulyoptosaurus:

msjewbooty:

paulyoptosaurus:

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

wednesay

not what i had in mind but im flexible 

(Source: pau1y, via tyleroakley)

jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

(via coldponds)

gameraboy:

Helpful tips.

(via dcu)

lblza:

Graham Chapman [8 January 1941 — ∞]

"In life, Graham Chapman was many things; a celebrated and successful writer and performer, a founder member of Monty Python, a qualified medical doctor, an experienced mountaineer, a pioneering Gay activist, a reckless daredevil, an accomplished lecturer… His was a full life."
—Jim Yoakum, Calcium Made Interesting

"It took about four men to live his life. There was the quiet pipe-smoking tweed jacketed doctor, who could elucidate complicated medical facts to the layman while calmly diagnosing and dispensing medicines; there was the quiet pipe-smoking writer who could sit all day painting his nails with gestetner fluid occasionally interjecting the oddest comments, squawks, shouts of "Betty Marsden" and injunctions to sing "Only Make Believe" in a squeaky voice; there was the quiet pipe-smoking homosexual, who could calmly bring a party of Japanese boys down for breakfast in an extremely bourgeois German suburban hotel, causing the manageress conniptions and ending in a request that he move to a more suitable establishment; and there was the quiet pipe-smoking alcoholic, who could reduce any drinks party to a shambles by consuming half a distillery and then crawling round the floor kissing all the men and groping all the women."
—Eric Idle

(Source: chaplock, via fyflyingcircus)

tyleroakley:

unf0rgetful:

p-istos:

So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you

that is very rare keep him around

this is very rude leave him now

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

(via electrondenyagrams)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like? 

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

(via potterheadproblems)

dr-jill-watson:

phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

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But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat. 

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oh my god

This is 100% true, I can verify.

(via cumberpeenqueen)

unofficialnasa:

officialspaghetti:

unofficialnasa:

officialspaghetti:

how does music say goodbye

how

audios

that was shit

(Source: officialunitedstates, via electrondenyagrams)

Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

carryonmy-assbutt:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

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Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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now my favourite post on tumblr

(Source: raggedywings, via electrondenyagrams)

legitfitneverquits:

littlemissmollymormon:

I don’t go running because I want to be thin.

I go running because

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you

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never

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know

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who’s

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going to

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show up

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and tell you

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to

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this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.

(via doctorwho)